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Writings...

I think my father, a writer by trade and disposition, has always been slightly confused by that fact that he raised an engineer. Nevertheless, those years of training didn't go entirely to waste. The documentation I write actually looks like it was written in English. And occasionallly I write one of these silly little things. They're more or less in chronological order.

Total Control Corp.

I think I had far too much fun thinking of ways to be nasty in this.

Where's your latte, dude?

Seattle, where an order for coffee involves words from at least three different languages.

Software hits the road

So one day I sez to my boss, "You know, they don't build bridges this way."

SUVs

I hate the things. And I kind of got off on a rant here.

CorpTrek

What if the Enterprise was one? I think this is my favorite

Confused Americans

Just a slightly amusing little story from my travels.

Naming Rights

Back to satire: Navigating the Corporate Landscape

'Twas the night before war

Another mailing list response I spent too much time on.