Yet another personal blatherblog.
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Beer Water features the "taste of beer...the smell of beer...without the alcohol." Giving it an 'F' doesn't even do justice to how bad it is. In fact, we think that giving Beer Water an F is an insult to all other products that have ever received an F. It is by far the worst beverage we have ever tasted. Not only is the idea ridiculous, but it tastes like cheap seltzer water that accidentally fermented, and it smells like a roadside pub at 3 AM.
Hallelujah! This article reflects on how sexy Renee Zellweger looked in "Bridget Jones's Diary" after regaining her curves, how wonderful the ending of Shrek is, etc. and reaches the conclusion that Hollyweird "[should] tell stories about people of all sizes. It [should] hire actors who don't all look like stick figures." Damn straight.
Pandora (aka Pandork, aka The Dork) is a brat. And she's got claws. So I woke up at quarter to six this morning, not to the sounds of WMNF 88.5FM as planned, but to a hellacious brawl in my bedroom. It sounded like two skanks arguing on Jerry Springer about the father of their children. I swear, I need to keep a Nerf gun by my bed so that I can fire it in the general direction of such sounds without waking up.
Pandora the newcomer has claws. Pied and Guildenstern do not. Pandora seems to be taking advantage of her claws to bully Pied. So I wonder: would it be more cruel overall to declaw Pandora or to let her push these sweet cats around?
